The Horse Dancer

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layley p @RT43829924 04/14/2025 I LOVE this movie!!! I watched this with my grandma and sister and we absolutely LOVED this movie and we have watched this about 5 times and we crack up and talk about it to this day. it is a great movie to watch if you want to have a fun time laughing and if you like horses then this is the movie for you See more 06/24/2018 My 10 year old daughter told me this was the sequel to Dances with Wolves! ..... Actually, this movie is one of the more unforgettable movies in a while. First, it is great for young girls, with gymnastics and horses. Then it was great to see All Borland's post Tim Allan career. Then, finding out that Blackwater ranch is a real place in Michigan that we had driven near. If you are from the Midwest, it's interesting. The horrible sound track and some if the acting had me and wife rolling on the floor laughing. Loved the nursery son Swimming, while they rode horses;. halarious. Don't get me wrong, it had some great acting, alongside the worst monotone action ever. Most of the females did an excellent job acting, like that Young Sandra Bullox. Except Grandma, who they sadly fired and wrote out of the script. So sad, even I cried.... All the male actors were ludicrously bad, except for Al Boreland,the handyman. It would have been funnier if Donald Trump played the rich father, or had it ended with an alien abduction of the gymnast,who barely escapes by somersaulting off the craft. At any rate, I will be looking forward to the sequel, called, Donkey Dancer, whose name has a much better ring. Maybe next time there will be more Michigan Tatonkas. See more 01/16/2018 I felt it was the kind of movie who's cast is made up of regular, non-actor people. I was thrown by a few words/phrases that are antiquated and generally considered offensive.... I wasn't offended, it gave me pause is all. I only watched it because it was movie night with my mom. I would not have made it through the first scene otherwise. See more 11/09/2017 Slow moving. Good overall message. See more 08/10/2017 This movie makes me wonder why I get up in the morning. Seriously even the soundtrack is so questionable. I have seen this movie 2 too many times and I've only seen it twice. BUT my biggest question is,,, WHY DOES HER MOM SWITCH HAIRSTYLES IN THE TWO SCENES WE ACTUALLY SEE HER IN I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE CONFUSED IN MY LIFE DONT PLAY ME LIKE THAT. JOE, STICK TO YOUR DAY JOB See more 08/07/2017 This movie is an honest gem! See more Read all reviews

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