Vampire Assassin

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Jason M @RT58401940 05/24/2025 People have this movie all wrong. There are many terrible movies out there. Ones that are just awful all the way through. I am currently watching House of the Rising Sun with Dave Bautista and it is one of the worst movies I have ever seen. Nothing redeemable about it. This movie, however, is a work of art. I have never seen a worse love interest in a movie. She can’t even speak English. Then they put Blade on the cover but our hero is more of a Carl Winslow than Wesley Snipes. Some real generous advertising there. The villain really commits to his character in such a delicious way. And the special effects are pretty legendary This movie is bad in a way that I am unable to explain to people so I have to just show them. It is in the same category as The Room. You don’t set out to make a bad movie like this. But this whole team succeeded from the top down. If you want a fun laugh til your sides hurt romp, this is it. MST3K needs to do this movie. See more 10/16/2018 extremely low budget, couldn't get past intro.. literally I could you tube better See more 10/16/2018 so bad, it has to be seen to be believed. See more 10/16/2018 OOOOOOH MY GODDDD, THIS MOVIE. It holds a special place in my heart because it's so epically bad. The acting...is bad in every way possible. The budget seems to be negative. The action is...well, cheesy would be a compliment. I was lmao the whole time asking myself if this was real. Must see for people wanting a good laugh or maybe while under the influence of something. Not that I condone that, just saying. See more 10/16/2018 soap opera acting with bad editing. I know it was filmed in English but some parts look like a bad voice over. Lame effects and pathetic fighting scenes. Clichéd characters and repetitive plot. Reminded me of a bad Blade rip-off. So bad it was actually funny in some parts See more 10/16/2018 Ohh man.. this movie sucks... whoever made that movie--->not doing good job at it... See more Read all reviews

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