Vampire Assassin

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Jason M @RT58401940 May 24, 2025 People have this movie all wrong. There are many terrible movies out there. Ones that are just awful all the way through. I am currently watching House of the Rising Sun with Dave Bautista and it is one of the worst movies I have ever seen. Nothing redeemable about it. This movie, however, is a work of art. I have never seen a worse love interest in a movie. She can’t even speak English. Then they put Blade on the cover but our hero is more of a Carl Winslow than Wesley Snipes. Some real generous advertising there. The villain really commits to his character in such a delicious way. And the special effects are pretty legendary This movie is bad in a way that I am unable to explain to people so I have to just show them. It is in the same category as The Room. You don’t set out to make a bad movie like this. But this whole team succeeded from the top down. If you want a fun laugh til your sides hurt romp, this is it. MST3K needs to do this movie. See more Oct 16, 2018 extremely low budget, couldn't get past intro.. literally I could you tube better See more Oct 16, 2018 so bad, it has to be seen to be believed. See more Oct 16, 2018 OOOOOOH MY GODDDD, THIS MOVIE. It holds a special place in my heart because it's so epically bad. The acting...is bad in every way possible. The budget seems to be negative. The action is...well, cheesy would be a compliment. I was lmao the whole time asking myself if this was real. Must see for people wanting a good laugh or maybe while under the influence of something. Not that I condone that, just saying. See more Oct 16, 2018 soap opera acting with bad editing. I know it was filmed in English but some parts look like a bad voice over. Lame effects and pathetic fighting scenes. Clichéd characters and repetitive plot. Reminded me of a bad Blade rip-off. So bad it was actually funny in some parts See more Oct 16, 2018 Ohh man.. this movie sucks... whoever made that movie--->not doing good job at it... See more Read all reviews

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